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The Quirk Shirt™!

Introducing the only shirt you'll ever need to own. It's literally the last shirt you'll ever buy... a versatile garment that's as fashionable as it is functional. This shirt puts the "fun" in functional.

If you're one of those indecisive dressers who never knows what to wear, don't worry! We've figured it out for you. Whether it's just a little chilly now but the forecast says it'll warm up later, or it's just gettin' damn hot in here, this shirt's got your covered. Or not!

Introducing the most innovative article of clothing since the jock strap.

We proudly present to you...

The Quirk Shirt™

Available in the following mix-n-match colors:

• Natural Salmon
• Sky Blue
  To enhance your eyes
• El Dorado Gold
  The exact color from a 1978 Cadillac El Dorado
• Burlington Brown
  This sassy color is based on all the homeless people's poop smeared all over the sidewalks of this delightful VT city.
• Orange
  Orangeyouglad you found this shirt?
• Lilac
  Just because
• Burnt Umber
  This commemorative color honors the late Bob Ross, famous artist and painter known for his teachings on how to paint a complete landscape in under 30 minutes.

Visit www.thequirkshirt.com to place your order now!

Contact us if you have any questions!

Hurry! Order yours now! Just $49.99. Offer expires at midnight tonight when it turns 50...